Please, just wait a second, or maybe a few yeas.
the biggest trunk, turned into a bunch of wrinkles, then there's a hollow with something, growing out of it. What is that perfectly horizontal thing sticking out where the trunks part. Then there's the little tag, with writing on it, that ends, just past the little vine that, marks where the reverse taper starts.
That big root that tucks under the trunk.
No, knowing you, i just need to see what happens next...